i love tomodachi life

Happy 420 to all those who celebrate! While I may not be partaking in that George Kush, I am getting high on something else. My drug of choice is Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream (2026). I believe that Nintendo may have created the perfect video game. This is what video games are made for. Wow! You're telling me that my best friends can hang out with Eren Jaeger and talk about Jamba Juice Friend Reward 1959?!?? So of course I have spent every waking moment since Thursday thinking about my Miis.

Here's a quick chronicle of everything that has happened on my island so far:

• E was going to confess to L, but L didn't even show up. E was then extremely depressed for 2 days.He kept yelling at the sea about how much he hates Levi
• Armin kept developing a crush on Hange so I had to make them related T-T
• I gave a guitar to Eren as a level-up gift. He predictably got performative with it almost immediately and now plays it around the island whenever possible. He (independently, I did not set this up in any way) serenaded Mikasa with a song and they are now (possibly?) crushing on each other (in every lifetime for real).
• Erwin and Hange moved in together, and then Eren and Armin moved in together! Yay roommates!
• On the third day after the failed confession, Erwin finally got over it and was happy again. THAT SAME DAY I checked in on Levi and guess what... This guy had the audacity to tell me that he now has a crush on ERWIN??? I hate gay people.